Jack Handey is the epitome of a thinking man. Cooking up some of the most outrageous scenarios you might ever read/hear, Handey is a surrealist comic. His musings attracted Steve Martin in the late 70’s / early 80’s and after being introduced to Lorne Michaels, Jack became a contributing writer on Saturday Night Live for the better part of 2 decades. Below you’ll find 10 of his greatest ‘Deep Thoughts’. He coincidentally just published a new book entitled “The Stench of Honolulu”, underneath the gallery of quotes, you’ll find a small audio excerpt from it.
TOO DEEP
Capturing Capacity 
Love this–really LOL, kind of Woody Allenish but better—before his downfall with Mia and the kids!
Thanks for the laughs ;-D
You’re so welcome- I’m so glad to hear you got a kick out of it!
Enjoyed this! Thanks Bro!
No problemo mehng! Thanks for droppin a word!